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fueledbysmallchildren:

one of the best ways to come out to ur parents is go get like a level and walk up to them and ask “am I straight.?” then look straight into their eyes and say ” no. no I am not straight”

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fueledbysmallchildren:

literally nothing is funnier than hearing that little “ouch” come fro someone who just ran into the wall while going to the bathroom in the middle of the night

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zackisontumblr:

i bet rhinos cant talk because they would make too many jokes about being horny

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funny-text-posts:

Part 2 of my favourite text posts

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distraction:

honestly all i want in life is a good body and some friends

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babyminaj:

im getting this tattooed on my ass

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legalwifi:

this was probably one of the saddest moments of my childhood

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lazypacific:

i eat cake everyday because i know somewhere out there, it’s someone’s birthday

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snapchatting:

congratulations u won American Idol here is your pat on the back

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