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obsessedwithspn:

let’s face it - you’re either a dick person or a cock person, and it’s pretty unbearable to read a fanfic with the wrong expletive describing a penis

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thursdaysangel-tuesdaysdemon:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

Can-zuss and are-can-saw

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welcometotheworldofmax:

faerylouis:

being homosexual or bisexual isn’t disgusting. but you know what is disgusting? when a man finds it ok for two girls to be making out or something of the sort just because it makes his dick hard, but when its two girls or, god forbid, two men that are in an actual, well-founded relationship and in love, the man finds that disturbing and immoral and wrong. now thats disgusting.

i hope all the homophobes read this.

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deanisoutofpie:

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andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

thelovelymocker:

remember how this made our hearts flutter?

The things I shipped before I knew what shipping was 

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penotbutter:

takeonecurtaincall:

penotbutter:

this is a box of jolly rancher scented wax cubes. however, at first glance, they might just look like a box of weird jolly ranchers. imagine that you are a small child and you just have just gotten home from school. you see these on the table and jolly ranchers are your favorite candy so youre like fuck yeah and so you eat one only to be struck with horror as the seeming innocent candy is not candy at all, but in fact, wax.

Did you eat a wax cube

maybe

penotbutter:

takeonecurtaincall:

penotbutter:

this is a box of jolly rancher scented wax cubes. however, at first glance, they might just look like a box of weird jolly ranchers. imagine that you are a small child and you just have just gotten home from school. you see these on the table and jolly ranchers are your favorite candy so youre like fuck yeah and so you eat one only to be struck with horror as the seeming innocent candy is not candy at all, but in fact, wax.

Did you eat a wax cube

maybe

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kielbasa:

too true.
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His voice is deep and it rumbles. "What’s your name?" "Um…" I don’t know why I hesistate. But “Beatrice” just doesn’t sound right anymore. "Think about it," he says, a faint smile curling his lips. "You don’t get to pick again." A new place, a new name. I can be remade here. "Tris," I say firmly. [ … ] The boy–Four–looks over his shoulder and shouts. "First jumper–Tris!" [ … ] Four sets a hand on my back and says, "Welcome to Dauntless."

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why-and-or-bother:

if you dont like Scrubs, youre wrong

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clandestinicious:

the-dream-operator:

clandestinicious:

this guy said “bye” to me and I told him “you too” and I have literally spent the past four hours debating whether or not that was socially acceptable

"Bye" is an abbreviation of "goodbye" which was a contraction of "God be with ye" to which it would be appropriate/grammatically logical to respond "You too" so yeah you’re fine

well then that’s one less thing to be embarrassed about

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